DarkTowerMaster

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Batesville,AR
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Hello? Is this thing on? Hello?! I don't have much to say..............Whu h?! Oh, right! I'll make this quick..............H uh?! Oh! Okay, This is all I have to say! (SNORE,SNORE I DON'T WANT MEGABLOCKS MOM..........ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE LEGOS!!!!!)

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6/18/07

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Flash Reviews: 179
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Score: 8
Emo Pet: Dress Up v3.0

"pretty good"

date: October 27, 2007

even though im not emo i hang out with a lot of gothic/emo kids. these items really do look like what they wear. great job on this and will look forward to the apparently many updates. music was pretty cool also.

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Score: 9
Gravitee

"i loved this game"

submission: Gravitee
date: October 27, 2007

before this i only enjoyed one golf game (and that was on another website!). now that other game looks like crap! the use of each planets' and suns' gravity against the ball really added a strategic element for those of us who attempted to get a hole-in-one on every shot. all in all i really enjoyed this game. i would look forward to a sequel (possibly) but i cant think of really anything to improve upon or add. great job!

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Score: 10
Dark Cut²

"my newest favorite"

submission: Dark Cut²
date: October 27, 2007

the only complaint i have with this game is that it wasnt as long as i hoped it would be. if you make a sequel (HOPEFULLY!!!) please make it lengthier. this was an, im sure, awesome simulation of being a docotor during the civil war error. as ive stated this is my newest favorite. keep up the good work!! p.s. i had to play each level twice, once to see what steps to take and again to do them within the allotted time. not the easiest game (which is a good thing)!

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Score: 5
Halloween Game Collab 07

"(sigh....) here we go..."

date: October 26, 2007

Pico Graveyard Shift- The game was a so-so shoot 'em up style few minutes of fun. The undead models DID look like Frankenstein (and in the case of the flying ones PURPLE Frankenstein-bat) trashcans. 4/10

Candle Light- I'm sorry to say that this game was merely a half-hearted time waster. The formations were cool though (but only for Halloween :}. 2/10

Resurrection- An okay game with clunky controls; instead of moving when i pushed a button, it only swung itself in that direction meaning that it took too long to move, but that made it a little more fun because it added challenge! 4/10

Dark Depths- One of the better games; this was a lot better than all of the other games not just because it was a shooter but because it actually had a little element in the game's mixture called:FUN. 7/10

Tower Climb- Dark Depths with much less shooting and a lot more candy collecting. Not necessarily a bad thing! 5/10

Blood Type- A typing instructor that has sloppy handwriting and is full of Halloween spirit. 2/10

It's Raining Candy!- Although meant for the younger audience i enjoyed this more than some of the other games (even though it sucked). 4/10

Pumpkin Crush- An all right diversion. This game is a pedestrian but pumpkin hating version of Grand Theft Auto. 4/10

Ghoul Hunter- Would have been the best game if you didn't have to CLICK to buy more ammo. You should have assigned the "BUY..." function a button among the numbers. Would have been a lot more tantalizing and a lot less frustrating to the player. 4/10

Get Off My Lawn!- Would have been the best game hands down if it had more than two weapons and more than 3 trick-or-treaters(correct me if i'm wrong, i got to level 9 and became bored with the assault rifle). Oh yeah and the music only played on certain levels certain times. Is this a glitch, a decision (a bad one if so), or was i playing too fast?

Overall this was a pretty descent Collab. I hope to see another one next year with better and more fun games(kind of hard to wish for better graphics :}).

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Score: 9
Getting Off The Train

"hehehe...gross"

date: October 26, 2007

the sound fx sounded like someone taking their FACE cheeks and pulling them really fast together and apart like (smack, smack, smack). lol nice job

October 26, 2007

Author's Response:

Hahaha! How the hell do you think I made the sound effects, douche. I actually wanked off into the mic?

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Score: 10
Scary Page

"that was swweeeet!!"

submission: Scary Page
date: October 26, 2007

i loved this animation. this was some really funny shit. im glad that this wasnt scary because my weak constituion that resulted from all those movies would have caused me to have a heart attack. this was awesome.
love,
death wish guy (lol jk)(but not about the humor)

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Score: 8
Bubblegum

"hmm...humurous indeed"

submission: Bubblegum
date: October 26, 2007

that was quite delightful as far as humor went. the man on the right was extremely annoying and i loved it when he got what was coming to him. i especially laughed about the cushioned room. well done.

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Score: 8
A Gamer & Resident Evil 4

"very funny"

date: October 26, 2007

i laughed a lot more than i expected. the quality kind of sucked but the movie itself was pretty awesome. this was a very good interpretation of resident evil 4. :}

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Score: 10
Portal: The Flash Version

"challenging.fun.addicting.fun.and oh yeah FUN!!!"

date: October 20, 2007

this is one of the best games in newgrounds,in my opinion,,which is of course not highly valued,lol,,but seriously, whoever doesn't like this game has already beaten the real one ten times, is allergic to fun/awesomeness, or does not like brain teasers. and my brain is so wore out the only thing i can do is, of course, play more of it. lol. definite favorite.

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Score: 7
Mr. Peanut

"i liked the funnines of it..."

submission: Mr. Peanut
date: October 20, 2007

even though mister peanut died. *sniff,sniff* lol. great job.

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